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Anonymous asked: 33, 75, 81 (:

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

watch porn, get lotion, edge, get off

75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?

i dont think so

81. What are your favorite positions?

favorite of all time is sitting on the couch with her stradled on top of me

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Anonymous asked: 9 40 77 92 93

9. Do you like having your balls touched?

almost more than anything else

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

i dont think so, but i was talking to a friend about this last week and they thought it was weird that I hadnt

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

I have not but I may consider it in the right circumstances

92. Have you have phone sex?

LOL no

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

rub it on everything, idk

Anonymous asked: 14,15,18,28,29

14. Do you have any kinks?

oh for sure. but doesnt everyone?

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

I’m into spanking and tying a girl up to go down on her… but I’d like to get into more!

18. Have you had sex in the shower?

yes, very drunk sloppy sex that ended up in my bed after 5 minutes haha

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

kinda? I mean i dont think girls appreciate dick pics but there might be a photo or two of me on my other blog…

29. How many sexual partners have you had?

I’ll plead the 5th on this one

Anonymous asked: I have a boyfriend but you're like, my dream man.

thank you??

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flourescene said: people care about your genitals

as they should! someone has to…